-- -- | Some quote text -- module Plugin.Quote.Text where -- | Some funny palomer-isms palomer :: [String] palomer = ["Blargh!" ,"Hrmph" ,"They're telling you lies!" ,"Scalliwags!" ,"Pfft" ,"Pfft, my type inference algorithm takes hours on a 2 line program" ,"Hrmph, looks like I killed the channel" ,"As someone who's studied GADTs, I've never found a use for them." ,"Category theory is the Paris Hilton of mathematics" ,"That's nuts!" ,"Brump!" ,"I think you're all nuts" ,"That's a lie" ,"Learning vim is pointless" ,"I think vim is good for the rubbish bin" ,"xml stands for \"xtremely mild lullaby\"" ,"woof" ,"(_|_)" ] -- | Some pirate quotes arrList :: [String] arrList = ["Avast!" ,"Shiver me timbers!" ,"Yeh scurvy dog..." ,"I heard andersca is a pirate" ,"I'll keel haul ya fer that!" ,"I'd like to drop me anchor in her lagoon" ,"Well me 'earties, let's see what crawled out of the bung hole..." ,"I want me grog!" ,"Drink up, me 'earties" ,"Is that a hornpipe in yer pocket, or arr ya just happy ta see me?" ,"Get out of me way, yeh landlubber" ,"Smartly me lass" ,"Arrr!" ,"Ahoy mateys" ,"Aye" ,"Aye Aye Cap'n" ,"This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!" ,"May the clap make ye incapable of Cracking Jenny's Tea Cup." ,"Eat maggoty hardtack, ye unkempt, jenny frequentin', son of a gun." ,"Swab the deck!" ,"Keelhaul the swabs!" ,"Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!" ,"I'll crush ye barnacles!" ,"Har de har har!" ] -- -- Actual quotes from an asshat called Keal over Jan 12-14 2006. -- kealList :: [String] kealList = ["endian mirrors the decimal" ,"primary elemental assumption of integer coefficients to roots in counting sytem is wrong" ,"actually it bug in math" ,"b*(Floor[v/b^p]/b-Floor[Floor[v/b^p]/b])" ,"proofs are no longer sound" ,"my proof show math is broken right now" ,"doctor just give meds not fix prollem" ,"Keal was so happy with T, coded in basic so run on anything, and does lot" ,"one prollem. T broke confines of the visual basic langage and would not compile" ,"perhaps i just genius and never tested" ,"and yes that was with zero formal training in all realms" ,"somone would expect that trees 500gb hdds of expressions as if they were floppy dicks" ,"can you make a macro that builds the expression accoridng to a genetic algorithm where you decide what is good and what is bad?" ,"T could perform expressions 600mb and bigger" ,"what is the max amount of operands haskell can handle in a single expression?" ,"T seems to be haskell, except with a decent interface at this point" ,"love a black and white lower 128 from 32 up of ascii glyphs?" ,"evaluating expressions is ALL haskell does?????" ,"you think i am one of them persnipity uppity men are pig lesbian mathematicians?" ,"how bout i say ick no unicorn and daisy loving girl mathematician will ever enjoy this" ,"better be atleast 16x16 color with extended ascii set" ,"what the hell does Prelude > mean?" ,"how do i search for someone saying 'Keal' in mirc" ,"i have basically written a proof that shows an assumption is wrong" ,"they dumbified you" ,"antiparsimony were 100% correct..." ,"its because the timeline diverges and past events themselves unhappen" ,"all i know is i have experienced my own death unhappening..." ," what have you been smoking? you narrow minded Haskell user?" ,"i use an 8088" ,"my very first computer was an 80-0840" ,"it is very easy to go off topic" ,"someone needs to write a boids for haskell that emulates humans going on and off topic" ,"i just got banned from math because i not have good ability to convey thoughts" ,"i lack in verbal and social expression" ,"i try make program called Glyph to do it but my script lang called T too slow. i invent T" ,"can GMP support KealDigit? I invent KealDigit" ,"with KealDigit quantum crackproof encryption possible" ,"i show how spell triangle in less than three corners using darkmanifold" ,"can haskell pipe the raw irrational megaequation into an analog device" ,"the fractal is 5 irrationals" ,"99% of my book has been erased by faulty hdd's" ,"last day i was in my lab i had a diagram which might have removed pi" ,"i only trust opensource tools. where can i download haskell for windows?" ,"obviously you never heard of Tier. theoretically it would work using nanobots" ,"you need a Zh function in Haskell" ,"can haskell compile flash animations and java apps?" ,"i need math friendly compiler to compile for jvm or flash" ,"Cale etc already pointed out Haskell is puny to nothing to emulate using my barrage of mathematic theories" ,"i prove infinity never ends in both directions" ,"are you saying i am MegaMonad?" ,"Keal angry @ dons" ,"i can explain why something is without knowing what the rules decided by man are" ,"making a bot of me is highly offensive" ,"just seeing how offtopic i could get everyone" ,"intuitive != imperative" ,"doubles and floats cause b*(Floor[v/b^p]/b-Floor[Floor[v/b^p]/b) to fuck up" ,"what are epsilons?" ,"haskell always said undefined" ,"bot seems useless" ,"when i put what i dat recoved from that tile into a ti92. the damn thing blew up" ,"i think it because mathematics damage you cpu" ,"ithink has to do with hardcased government failsafe in chip" ,"i suggest you tear apart a 20q and plug it with the alg" ,"nsa has all the profiling info you need to come up with the correct survey answers" ,"write an algorthim that generates the correct responses for a phone survey based on number of rings whether answered how quickly hung up on and the mood of the receiver" ,"where can i find opensource schematics of Linus Torvalds' x86 clone?" ,"need to plan a fieldtrip to Frederick B. Mancoff of Freescale Semiconductor" ,"ghc need to have plugin that allow copy paste in xp" ,"know you know this 24 periods Keal SecretTM" ,"tomorrow i share next mathematical secrety" ,"nsa prevent me from returning to math on efnet" ,"nsa try kill me numerous times" ,"#haskell needs to take its meds" ,"i think i know what code does but code looks to simple to actually do it" ,"need 1 to do a while 0 does !a. need 1 to do a while 0 does !a" ,"will it return [] if map gives fpu infinite list?" ,"today's 24hour project was supposed to be logical overloading using plegm method" ,"there is no way to prove the failsafe exists" ,"oh btw my fpu is blown due to a hardcased failsafe i have 3 year warranty right. and then they call fads" ,"i aint running that on my puter" ,"lamadabot took 5 to 8 whole seconds to return []" ,"bot defective" ,"i changed my user od" ,"i cant think anymore" ,"i want to invent white dye" ,"pork steaks taste like dick" ,"i dont really eat vegetables unless cheese is a vegetable" ,"the [nsa] even make light green both ways once" ] -- -- Quotes from the lyrics of B52s songs. They remind me (dons) of zippy. -- b52s :: [String] b52s = [ "His ear lobe fell in the deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it. It was a rock lobster!" , "Watch out for that piranha. There goes a narwhale. HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!" , "She drove a Plymouth Satellite faster than the speed of light!" , "Some say she's from Mars, or one of the seven stars that shine after 3:30 in the morning. WELL SHE ISN'T." , "It's a dreary downtown day, but at the end of my 40 foot leash is my little friend quiche." , "Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland" , "Hot pants explosion at the factory!" , "You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not" ] -- -- Quotes from the pinky and the brain cartoon -- brain :: [String] brain = [("Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?\n" ++ "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!") , "Narf!" , "Zort!" , "Poit!" , "Troz!" , "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." , "Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." , "Pinky, I am in considerable pain." , "Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time!" ,("Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, \n" ++ "remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to Grindelwald\n" ++ "to drive the cog train to Murren. Can you repeat that?") ,("Brain! Brain! You aren't going to leave me!!!???" ++ "You know what happened to Jerry Lewis after Dean Martin left him!!!") , "They've turned into giant Swiss leaderhosen-clad dancing yodelers. Talk about unpredictable!" , "Be quiet Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you." , "If I could reach you I would hurt you." ,("What can I do for fun, Pinky? That's it! I'll send several\n" ++ "bills to Senate for ratification, then veto them all!") , "There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!" ,("It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work\n" ++ "night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!") ,("Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is\n" ++ "constricting the bloodflow to your head?") , "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" , "But where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?" , "But where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?" , "Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" , "Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me." , "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?" , "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so." , "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss." , "Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu." , "I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so." , "I think so, Brain, but if they called them 'Sad Meals', kids wouldn't buy them!" , "I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?" , "Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish." , "I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in here from last time." , "Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent." , "I think so, Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the union." , "I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't it?" , "I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby." , "Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summertime." , "Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back." , "Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?" , "Well, I think so, Brain, but 'apply North Pole' to what?" , "Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?" , "I think so, Brain, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?" , "Well, I think so Brain, but what if we stick to the seat covers?" , "Oooh, I think so Brain, but I think I'd rather eat the Macarena." , "Well, I think so, but Kevin Costner with an English accent?" , "I think so, Brain, but don't you need a swimming pool to play Marco Polo?" , "Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?" , "I think so, Brain, but we're already naked." , "I think so, Brain, but Lederhosen won't stretch that far." , "Yeah, but I thought Madonna already had a steady bloke!" , "I think so, Brain?but how would we ever determine Sandra Bullock's shoe size?" , "I think so, Brain, but a codpiece made from a real fish would get smelly after a while, wouldn?t it?" , "I think so, Commander Brain from Outer Space! But do we have time to grease the rockets?" , "I think so, Doctor. But are these really the legs of a show girl?" , "Whuu... I think so, BrainPan! But if running shoes had little feet, wouldn't they need their own shoes?" , "I think so, Brain! But ruby-studded stockings would be mighty uncomfortable wouldn't they?" , "I think so, Brain! How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't sponges down there?" , "I think so, Brain! But do I have what it take to be the 'Lord of the Dance'?" , "I think so, Brain, but I didn?t know 90210 was a real zip code! Will Tori be there?" , "The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates." ] -- -- Girl 19, Apr 11, 2006 -- girl19 :: [[Char]] girl19 = ["is this a help channel for hackers-beginners?" ,"I have been into not actually hacking, but social engineering" ,"I have stolen about 50 msn and yahoo accounts" ,"I'm in Moscow, Russia" ,"nobody can catch me" ,"well.. I never hacked Russians" ,"am I supposed to be frantic with terror and anxiety?" ,"LOL" ,"I've always found myself unequal to the intellectual pressure of programming" ] -- -- v used to be a bug in @eval. See the logs from April 9, 2006. -- notoriousV :: [[Char]] notoriousV = [show "\"\\\"\\\\\\\"\\\\\\" ,show "\"\\\"\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\\\" ,show "\"" ,show "\"#$%&'()*+,\"" ,"Exception: <>" ,"Just 'J'" ]