Flip a table (or any other string of your choosing) to demonstrate your complete and utter rage towards the situation.

Usage:

impossible :: a
impossible = (╯°□°╯) "┻━┻"

Output:

λ impossible
*** Exception: (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

Usage:

head []    = (╯°□°╯) "Prelude.head: empty list"
head (x:_) = x

Output:

λ head []
*** Exception: (╯°□°）╯︵ʇsıl ʎʇdɯǝ :pɐǝɥ.ǝpnlǝɹd