#!/usr/bin/env emd

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(:def slayyyter
  (:oneof
    (| "I'm blowing all my money right up my nose")
    (| "I let him eat the fish like Nobu")
    (|
      '''
      He's watching how far I can go
      Erupts like a volcano
      ''')
    (| "Baby let me swallow them kids")
    (| "my coat chinchilla")))

(:def ayesha
  (:oneof
    (| "rhinoplasty forever")
    (| "Razor blades and rubbers in my Yves St. Laurent")
    (| "I want a hard facefucking in your '82 DeLorean")
    (| "My tampon is small")
    (| "I wanna look like the magazines")
    (|
      '''
      I wanna let my hair down
      ''')
    (| "I got a thin waist, model legs, looking pussy in the face")
    (| "If he's not a millionaire then I've gots to go")
    (| "I'm 5'7\", he's alive")
    (| "suicide on my wishlist")
    (|
      '''
      I love robbery and fraud
      I'm a shoplifting God
      ''')
    (| "I'm a self-made thousandaire")
    (|
      '''
      Now, you don't have to hate me
      I do that enough myself
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Preventing teen pregnancy is easy as can be
      Just put on your condom and follow me
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Instead of liquor
      I drink some cleaner
      ''')
    (| "Pound me til you're out of breath")
    (|
      '''
      Since fourteen
      I've been making football players cream
      ''')
    (| "Don't touch me I'm expensive")
    (| "Grab these tits and pull that hair")
    (|
      '''
      blunt on my lip
      fanny pack on my hip
      ''')
    (| "I don't want Gucci I want trashy")
    (| "I like hard dick and an even harder fist")
    (|
      '''
      I can meet you after the show
      In the parking lot next to the Super Eight Motel
      ''')
    (| "Long dreads, snapback")
    (| "I hope I'm turning you on")
    (| "Feel that estrogen")
    (|
      '''
      I like it rough, yeah, put it in my butt
      ''')
    (| "I'll blow your dick while you drive to the beach.")
    (| "Leave a cock blowing up like the world trade")
    (| "I love doing crack")
    (| "You can call me a slut bitch I get paid")
    (| "Suck you dry like a fucking leech")
    (| "If I want to fuck a teacher? I will.")
    (| "When you talk business it makes me wet")
    (| "Whose pussy smells like rosebush?")
    (| "I need 15k for a pair of new tits")
    (| "I chew more meat than Burger King")
    (| "Flip me around and come get some")
    (|
      '''
      Pills are so sweet
      I love all the things that are sweet
      How many pills shall I eat
      ''')
    (| "pulling on the nipples and he gets you real wet")
    (| "Let your white studded belt hit the ground")
    (| "I'm wearing fur to the pussy colored strawberry blonde")
    (| "We're barely legal teen queens who love a mouth full of cock")
    (| "if the hole’s empty then fill it")
    (| "Put addys in my slurpee")
    (| "I'm a valley girl fuckdoll living in the trash")
    (| "I wanna be synthetic")
    (|
      '''
      Then his tongue starts movin' down to somewhere new
      He pulls his dick out and before you can ask
      He slides ten inches in your pretty little ass
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      I wanna get fucked with a beer bottle
      Break it, watch me bleed out
      ''')
    (| "bloody's how I like it, with an extra side of hate")
    (| "Never drink anything under 10 grand")
    (| "Don't tell anybody about your flaws")
    (| "you gotta be ready for tons of oral")
    (|
      '''
      I'm a young, rich, skinny bitch
      And that's what fucking matters
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Chopping up in the Mercedes
      Snort it straight off of the dash
      ''')
    (| "You get ignored cause you're poor")
    (|
      '''
      He's thin, tall, pale and frail
      He's got no money, fresh out of jail
      ''')
    (| "My pussy tastes like Apple Jacks")
    (| "I'm the First Lady of Juicy Couture")
    (| "Sorry can't take your call cause I'm catching kids")
    (|
      '''
      I sleep with guys
      Just for fun and drugs
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Breakfast at Tiffany's, lunch we're heading to Sak's
      Dinner will be Balenciaga, Chanel will be a snack
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      All I want for Christmas is
      An 8 ball of blow and a pair of new tits
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      One skin, two skin, three skin, four
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Gag reflex? Bitch, think again
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      he loves me but he fucks me like he hates my guts
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Honk the horn with ya big old breasts
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Who put my baby in the oven?
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      Don't like relaxin' so I don't smoke pot
      ''')
    (|
      '''
      They say sex doesn’t sell anymore, but how come it's still selling in hotel rooms I go to?
      ''')))

(:def main
  ayesha)